DARREN-ISMS HEARD AT CHURCH TODAY

 

The kids were just finishing their Cheerios snack and Darren went to the Sabbath School Teacher and said, "Jesus, I would like some more, please."  I'm so glad he remembered his good manners...for Jesus!

EVERYONE who met Darren today was told:  "My name is Darren.  My police officer name is Darren but my nickname is D."  (That speeding ticket experience really made an impression, Mama.)

When talking to a friendly church lady, Darren informed her (after introducing himself, see above):  "I have a girlfriend."  The lady asked what his girlfriend's name is and Darren responded:  "Rikki.  Her name is Rikki."